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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 04:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

My boyfriend wants to break up over too many petty arguments. To me, they are molehills because I truly love him & don't really think twice about them. If he loved me would he work through it?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Nintendo has replaced the longtime voice of Peach and Toad - Polygon

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Walkoff caps ‘unreal 24 hours’ for Mariners’ Cole Young - Seattle Sports

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do any members of BTS have significant others in real life? If so, why do they choose not to discuss it publicly?

Still no good

No go.

Is using an ambulance really free in countries with universal healthcare, or are there hidden costs like deductibles that people should know about?

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why prostate cancer screenings matter — what Utah men should know - KSL News

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?