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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 10:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I write a character’s physical description without it feeling unnatural and clunky? I’m able to describe their hair and body relatively easily because my writing puts emphasis on small movements and fidgeting, but I can’t describe faces.

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

What are your thoughts on Italian nationalist poet Gabriele D'Annunzio, who was the subject of the documentary "Fiume o morte!"?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Byron Allen Puts His Local TV Stations Up for Sale - The Hollywood Reporter

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How many girls or guys keep extra pantyhose in their glove box or console of their vehicle?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Ireland added to list of countries monitored by the U.S. for currency manipulation - Fortune

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

How and why do cats purr? Scientists finally found the answers - Earth.com

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Vice President JD Vance Just Delivered Incredible News to Bitcoin Investors - Yahoo Finance

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Massive Asteroid Bigger Than the Empire State Building is Racing Toward Earth - The Daily Galaxy

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can women learn to squirt?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Rory McIlroy makes an 8, barely breaks 80 in missing cut at RBC Canadian Open - NBC Sports